The Bravest Warriors Pledge

I, (your name here), do solemnly pledge my life to the bodacious and HEROIC protection of the innocent, the defenseless, the adorable, and the pathetic, all across the Universe.

I shall refuse NO cry for help. I shall accept NO monetary reward for my HEROING. And NO force shall slow my emergency response times (except for possible untimely meteorites, sub-space anomalies or time loops).

I am a HERO, noble and righteous. Every breath is a promise for justice, every step a tiny dance for freedom, every word a melodic pop song about the glory of love.

When evil gets all fancy, we break that biz down… for HOPE.

We are the BRAVEST WARRIORS.

(Now yell) POWER RESPECT! (and high-five somebody at earliest convenience.)